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Q. What kind of key opens a banana?
A. A Monkey!

Q. How do you catch a rabbit?
A. Hide behind a tree and make carrot noises!!!

Q. How do we know that carrots are good for our eyesight?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses!!!

Q. Why did the tomato turn red?
A. It saw the salad dressing!

Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A. It let out a little wine!

Q. What are two things you cannot have for breakfast?
A. Lunch and dinner.

Q. Why did Tony go out with a prune?
A. Because he couldn't find a date!

Q. What do you call a cat that sucks on lemons?
A. A sour puss!

Who's There?
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, its cold outside

Q. Why is a tomato round and red?
A. Because if it was long and green it would be a cucumber!

Q. How do you make an apple puff?
A. Chase it round the kitchen!

Q. What did one tomato say to the other?
A. You go on ahead and I’ll ketchup!

Q. What’s worse than finding a slug in your apple?
A. Finding half a slug in your apple!

Q. What did baby corn say to mommy corn?
A. Where's popcorn?

Q. What colour is a hiccup?
A. Burple!

Q. How do you divide 20 potatoes among 6 people?
A. Boil them and mash them!

Fast Facts
Winnie the Pooh ©Disney. Based on the “Winnie the Pooh” works by A.A. Milne and E.H. Shepard; Finding Nemo ©Disney/Pixar; The Incredibles ©Disney/Pixar; Toy Story ©Disney/Pixar; Cars ©Disney/Pixar; Princess, Fairies, Pirates ©Disney;